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As I approached the Immigration officer at Logan airport in Boston, the officer - I think Boston Irish - was asking a young french man “how long will you be in the United States?”
The poor lad looked like a deer in the headlights - he hadn't the faintest idea what he was being asked. Being a bit impatient and ready to make my way back home, I turned to the young man, guitar across his back, and in my broken french, asked: “Quand est-ce que vous retourner en France ?”
“Deux semaines” he replied.
“Two weeks,” I said to Customs.
“OK” said the Irish officer ... and the young man ... a student, maybe ... was in.
I thought later: “Heaven help you, young man, if you think that as many people speak French in the US as speak English in France." They don't ... and they don't in France, either. If you are going to cling to your tour or your hotel in Paris, then you don't need to know French. If you want to venture further ... well, you don't need french, either. But there are rules, if you want to have a great time, meet lots of people, and not get lost for too long.
So here are the rules to survive:
Learn the following phrases:
Do not learn “Je ne parle pas français” - It will be painfull obvious if you don’t. You could learn “desole” - [sorry] or “Je ne comprends pas” which they will likely already know. Actually, it is a bit of a contradiction to say (in French) that you don't speak french.
Note - the French have a particularly interesting habit: If you ask a question in french, they respond in french; ask in English and they either shrug - that's french for "I don't understand you either" - or they respond in English. In other European countries, you'll often attempt a question in German, or Dutch (for the 0.0003% of you who even come close) and what do they do? Respond in English. I think the Belgian bank tellers - usually young women - make a game of asking if they can help you ... in your language ... before you say anything. And they usually guess right, switching from French to German to Italian ... and then smilig at me and asking "May I help you?"
The French are different. On several occasions I have had a French clerk ask me - in french, of course - if it would be easier for me if we spoke english.
Now which is the more arrogant? The French that usually respond in French and only switch to english (if they can) if you request ... or the Northern European clerks (who no doubt, speak 5 languages) who automatically switch to english ... they don't even ask which of the 5 languages you speak. Somehow they know - and they automatically switch, assuming that you will no doubt have trouble with their language ... as soon as you begin to speak.